Here are the explanations of some of the titles our members claim.

Disciple of Saint Mojo (DSM):

Disciples of Saint Mojo feel in tune with Blessed Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo. The vow of a Disciple of Saint Mojo is: never WALK across a live dance floor.

Keeper of the Sacred Chao (KSC):

From the Principia Discordia:

The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers of The Sacred Chao, so that they can put "KSC" after their names.

It says little, does less, means nothing.

* Not to be confused with The Apple Corps Ltd. of those four singers. We thought of it first.

Reverend(Rev.) or Universal Life Church(ULC):

(Actually, Minister of the ULC, but MULC doesn't look very good.)

The motto of the Universal Life Church is "We believe in what is Right; and everyone has the right to choose what is Right for themselves." Therefore, they will ordain anyone, without question of faith. They are a state-registered religion. If you wish to be ordained by them, write to them at 601 Third Street, Modesto, CA 95351, or check out their web site.

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