Putting it to the proof
Archer's Goon claims at the beginning to prove ten statements, which it does as follows:
#A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
#Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
#All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
#When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
#Music does not always soothe the troubled breast.
#An Englishman's home is his castle.
#The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
#One black eye deserves another.
#Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
#It pays to increase your word power.
(A project for someone with spare time. Don't forget the moat!)