Spoilers for Archer's Goon
- Howard Sykes is really Venturus, brother of Archer and Erskine, and responsible for the whole 2,000 (word) débâcle, having inadvertently turned himself into a baby during time travel.
==Putting it to the proof==
Archer's Goon claims at the beginning to prove ten statements, which it does as follows:
- A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
- Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
- All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
- When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
- Music does not always soothe the troubled breast.
- An Englishman's home is his castle.
- The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
- One black eye deserves another.
- Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
- It pays to increase your word power.
(A project for someone with spare time. Don't forget the moat!)